u-ok:

u-ok:

Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend

HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY

u-ok:

u-ok:

Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend

HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY

the-yolocaust:

imagine if on new years eve the ball drops and crashes and inside it was konys dead body

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the signs as vampire weekend songs

calumashtons:

aries - cousins
taurus - don’t lie
gemini - giving up the gun
cancer - ya hey
leo - unbelievers
virgo - oxford comma
libra - step
scorpio - diplomat’s son
sagittarius - diane young
capricorn - walcott
aquarius - i think ur a contra
pisces - worship you

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lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 


Always // Blink-182
Always // Blink-182

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deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
oh wait

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

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