Applesauce and Alphabet Soup

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

eatasammich:

“you are what you eat”

• me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

smangtheterrible:

The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”