deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
oh wait

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

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unclefather:

some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”

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dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

funnyshit:

Doves are crying now.  
amipunkyet

funnyshit:

Doves are crying now.  

amipunkyet

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egberts:

striders:

i’m reading the spider-man wiki entry and this line made me fucking LOSE it


goodbye, hulk.

egberts:

striders:

i’m reading the spider-man wiki entry and this line made me fucking LOSE it

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goodbye, hulk.

cosetteofficial:

I love that bedazzled cape the phantom wears in the musical because you can just imagine him in his lair with a bedazzler like “I’m gonna look so sick. Christine is gonna love this.”

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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elephantgunss:

blunts-and-robots:

lovemetoinfinity:

bendovalikethat:

livinginsperrys:

I feel I am sinning for reblogging this …

Single greatest picture

Jesus is killing it in BP

watch that fuckin elbow, jesus


^^^^

elephantgunss:

blunts-and-robots:

lovemetoinfinity:

bendovalikethat:

livinginsperrys:

I feel I am sinning for reblogging this …

Single greatest picture

Jesus is killing it in BP

watch that fuckin elbow, jesus

^^^^

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